When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.
Is that why there has been no alien contact? Because as far as aliens are concerned, there is legitimately no intelligent life on earth?
that awkward moment between birth and death
messing up on the first line of ur favorite song
Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?
"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life
i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact